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Know The Hillbilly

Just a conservative hillbilly stuck in California who is slapping down liberals and RHINOS with the back-hand of tuth.( This is said with a smile on my mug!)
Also, just a simple guy who loves to work out,fish, listen to old country and western music while drinking beer in the back yard. Someday soon I will have an rv so I can spend my summers off anywhere I choose; Probably next to the river with a line soakin’ in the water.

My out look on life: I don’t want nothin’ from the federal governemt other than to be left alone. It would also be nice if they would quit stealin’ the fruits of my labor, and givin’ it to those wo don’t work, or are lokkin’ for a handout.

Everybody is welcome here on my Hillbilly porch. I might rant, rave, and melt down at times, but always feel free to hand me a beer, and speak your mind. Then hand me another beer!

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Beer contains female hormones

Yes, that’s right, FEMALE hormones

Last month, Sydney University and scientists released the results

of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption.

The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens)

and that by drinking enough beer, men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men each

drank 8 schooners of Victoria Bitter

and within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the test subjects,

yes, 100% of all these men:-

1) Argued over nothing.

2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.

3) Gained weight.

4) Talked excessively without making sense.

5) Became overly emotional

6) Couldn’t drive.

7) Failed to think rationally,

and

8) Had to sit down while urinating.

No further testing was considered necessary!!

Send this to the men you know to warn them

about drinking too much beer!

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